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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Funny
May 28, 2026 5 min read
Choices always were a problem for you. What you need is someone strong to guide you. Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow, what you need is someone strong to use you – like me.

Choices always were a problem for you. What you need is someone strong to guide you. Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow, what you need is someone strong to use you – like me.

Strong
Apr 29, 2026 4 min read
Sometimes I Think We’re Alone, and Sometimes I Think We’re Not. In Either Case, the Idea Is Quite Staggering

Sometimes I Think We’re Alone, and Sometimes I Think We’re Not. In Either Case, the Idea Is Quite Staggering

Arthur C. Clarke
Jul 25, 2026 7 min read
“There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is striking at the root.”

“There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is striking at the root.”

Henry David Thoreau
Dec 3, 2025 5 min read
“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate,…” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate,…” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ralph Waldo Emerson
Dec 17, 2025 6 min read
Years Wrinkle the Skin, But To Give Up Enthusiasm Wrinkles the Soul

Years Wrinkle the Skin, But To Give Up Enthusiasm Wrinkles the Soul

Ann Landers
Jul 28, 2026 6 min read
“He’s loved of the distracted multitude,
Who like not in their judgment, but their eyes.”

“He’s loved of the distracted multitude, Who like not in their judgment, but their eyes.”

William Shakespeare
Nov 21, 2025 6 min read
“Only the guy who isn’t rowing has time to rock the boat.” – Jean-Paul Sartre

“Only the guy who isn’t rowing has time to rock the boat.” – Jean-Paul Sartre

Jean-Paul Sartre
Jan 4, 2026 5 min read
To Double Your Money You Should Simply Fold Your Bills and Put Them in Your Pocket

To Double Your Money You Should Simply Fold Your Bills and Put Them in Your Pocket

Kin Hubbard
Feb 21, 2026 9 min read
Shaggy Dog Story

Shaggy Dog Story

Mar 28, 2026 11 min read
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