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Margaret Voss

The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.

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Laziness is a programmer’s main virtue.

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Science is magic that works.

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All I want to know is where I’m going to die, so I’ll never go there.

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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

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Just a few words on time management: forget all about it.

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If it were legal, I’d marry food.

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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

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