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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.

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My coach said I ran like a girl, I said if he could run a little faster he could too.

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This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

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That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.

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Travel far enough, you meet yourself.

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The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.

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Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

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If you think you are too old to rock ’n roll, then you are.

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I can do all things through spite, which strengthens me.

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