If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing in the morning. And if it’s your job to eat two frogs, it’s best to eat the biggest one first. Funny
And will you succeed? Yes indeed, yes indeed! Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed! Funny
When you’re born into this world, you’re given a ticket to the freak show. If you’re born in America you get a front row seat. Funny
