You Could Compile the Worst Book in the World Entirely Out of Selecting Passages from the Best Writers in the World G. K. Chesterton
A Diplomat Is a Person Who Always Remembers a Womans Birthday But Never Remembers Her Age Robert Frost
Dont Join the Book Burners. Dont Think You Are Going To Conceal Faults by Concealing Evidence That They Ever Existed Dwight D. Eisenhower
Habit Is Habit, and Not To Be Flung Out of the Window By Any Man, But Coaxed Down Stairs a Step at a Time Mark Twain
I Told the Doctor I Was Overtired, . . . Constantly Depressed With Recurring Fits of Paranoia. Turns Out Im Normal Jules Feiffer