❝ history of this quote “You could be the baddest mama on earth. I don’t give a fuck how good you are. Ain’t nothing you can say more powerful than, “I’m gonna tell your daddy.”” by Chris Rock Chris Rock
❝ history of this quote “Relationships: easy to get into, hard to maintain. Why are they so hard to maintain? Cause it’s hard to keep up the lie. ‘Cause you can’t get nobody being you. You got to lie to get somebody. You can’t get nobody lookin’ like you look, actin’ like you act, soundin’ like you sound. That’s right, when you meet somebody for the first time, you’re not meeting them. You’re meeting their representative!” by Chris Rock Chris Rock
❝ history of this quote “What the fuck do women want? I know what you want: everything.” by Chris Rock Chris Rock
❝ history of this quote “Prenuptial agreement. Everybody needs a prenup! People think you gotta be rich to get a prenup, oh no! You got 20 million, your wife want 10, big deal, you ain’t starvin’. But if you make 30 thousand, and your wife want 15, you might have to kill her!” by Chris Rock Chris Rock
❝ history of this quote “There ain’t a white man in this room that would change places with me. None of ya! None of ya would change places with me…and I’m rich! That’s how good it is to be white.” by Chris Rock Chris Rock
❝ history of this quote “I am scared of young white boys. If you white and under 21 I am running for the hills.” by Chris Rock Chris Rock
❝ history of this quote “Women always ready to settle down. Shit, a woman goes on four good dates, she’s like “Why are we bullshittin’? What are you waiting for?” Men—never ready to settle down. Men don’t settle down. We surrender.” by Chris Rock Chris Rock
❝ history of this quote “A man gonna be a man. A man is basically as faithful as his options. That’s how faithful a man is, no more, no less.” by Chris Rock Chris Rock
❝ history of this quote “We got some platonic friends. I got some, but they’re all by accident. Every platonic friend I got is some woman I was tryin’ to fuck, I made a wrong turn somewhere, and ended up in the friend zone.” by Chris Rock Chris Rock