history of this quote “You could be the baddest mama on earth. I don’t give a fuck how good you are. Ain’t nothing you can say more powerful than, “I’m gonna tell your daddy.”” by Chris Rock Chris Rock
history of this quote “Women need to hear compliments all the time. Women need food, water, and compliments. That’s right, that’s right, and an occasional pair of shoes.” by Chris Rock Chris Rock
history of this quote “There ain’t a white man in this room that would change places with me. None of ya! None of ya would change places with me…and I’m rich! That’s how good it is to be white.” by Chris Rock Chris Rock
history of this quote “Drug dealers don’t sell drugs. Drugs sell themselves. It’s crack. It’s not an encyclopedia. It’s not a fuckin’ vacuum cleaner. You don’t really gotta try to sell crack, ok? I never heard a crack dealer goin’ “Man, how’m I gonna get rid of all this crack?!”” by Chris Rock Chris Rock
history of this quote “We got some platonic friends. I got some, but they’re all by accident. Every platonic friend I got is some woman I was tryin’ to fuck, I made a wrong turn somewhere, and ended up in the friend zone.” by Chris Rock Chris Rock
“Prenuptial agreement. Everybody needs a prenup! People think you gotta be rich to get a prenup, oh no! You got 20 million, your wife want 10, big deal, you ain’t starvin’. But if you make 30 thousand, and your wife want 15, you might have to kill her!” Chris Rock
“You could get rid of all the crack, all the herb, all the blow, you know what would happen? People would just think of new ways of getting high. That’s right, guys would go in their basement and become scientists, like “ Chris Rock
history of this quote “What the fuck do women want? I know what you want: everything.” by Chris Rock Chris Rock
