history of this quote “A man gonna be a man. A man is basically as faithful as his options. That’s how faithful a man is, no more, no less.” by Chris Rock Chris Rock
history of this quote “You know what’s wild? Martin Luther King stood for nonviolence. Now what’s Martin Luther King? A street. And I don’t give a fuck where you at in America—if you on Martin Luther King Boulevard, there’s some violence goin’ down!” by Chris Rock Chris Rock
history of this quote “You could get rid of all the crack, all the herb, all the blow, you know what would happen? People would just think of new ways of getting high. That’s right, guys would go in their basement and become scientists, like “Yo check this out, check this out. You know, if you get a baby’s bottle, right, fill it up with a little gasoline and a dead lima bean and suck it, you’ll be fucked up!”” by Chris Rock Chris Rock
history of this quote “They don’t grade fathers but if your daughter’s a stripper, you fucked up!” by Chris Rock Chris Rock
history of this quote “Prenuptial agreement. Everybody needs a prenup! People think you gotta be rich to get a prenup, oh no! You got 20 million, your wife want 10, big deal, you ain’t starvin’. But if you make 30 thousand, and your wife want 15, you might have to kill her!” by Chris Rock Chris Rock
history of this quote “Women always ready to settle down. Shit, a woman goes on four good dates, she’s like “Why are we bullshittin’? What are you waiting for?” Men—never ready to settle down. Men don’t settle down. We surrender.” by Chris Rock Chris Rock
history of this quote “I am scared of young white boys. If you white and under 21 I am running for the hills.” by Chris Rock Chris Rock