“Drug dealers don’t sell drugs. Drugs sell themselves. It’s crack. It’s not an encyclopedia. It’s not a fuckin’ vacuum cleaner. You don’t really gotta try to sell crack, ok? I never heard a crack dealer goin’ “ Chris Rock
“Everybody talking ’bout gun control, gotta get rid of the guns. Fuck that, I like guns. You got a gun, you don’t have to work out.” Chris Rock
“Long as you live you ain’t never gonna see no black vice president. Not while the president’s white. They tell you to never say never? I’m saying never. You know why? Cause some black guy would just kill the president, that’s why! Shit, I’d do it!” Chris Rock
history of this quote “There was really only one Christian, and he died on the cross.” by Friedrich Nietzsche Friedrich Nietzsche
“You know what’s wild? Martin Luther King stood for nonviolence. Now what’s Martin Luther King? A street. And I don’t give a fuck where you at in America—if you on Martin Luther King Boulevard, there’s some violence goin’ down!” Chris Rock
history of this quote “Nothing on earth consumes a man more quickly than the passion of resentment.” by Friedrich Nietzsche Friedrich Nietzsche
“You know what’s fucked up about taxes? You don’t even pay taxes. They take tax. You get your check, money gone. That ain’t a payment, that’s a jack.” Chris Rock
“A man gonna be a man. A man is basically as faithful as his options. That’s how faithful a man is, no more, no less.” Chris Rock
“We got some platonic friends. I got some, but they’re all by accident. Every platonic friend I got is some woman I was tryin’ to fuck, I made a wrong turn somewhere, and ended up in the friend zone.” Chris Rock
