You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there. Funny
Do I want to be feared or loved? That’s a good question. I want both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. Funny
Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one. But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten. Funny
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. Funny
