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Funny

It’s never just a game when you’re winning.

Funny

When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.

Funny

Sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

Funny

I can do all things through spite, which strengthens me.

Funny

If you think you are too old to rock ’n roll, then you are.

Funny

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

Funny

The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.

Funny

Laziness is a programmer’s main virtue.

Funny

Science is magic that works.

Funny

All I want to know is where I’m going to die, so I’ll never go there.

Funny

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