Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. Funny
Backups are for wimps. Real men upload their data to an FTP site and have everyone else mirror it. Funny
Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes. Funny
They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it’s not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance. Funny
