Author

Margaret Voss

There’s no such thing as bad weather – only the wrong clothes.

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Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.

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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.

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I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

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If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

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If plan A doesn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters – 204 if you’re in Japan.

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Life is more fun if you play games.

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The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.

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I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact.

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