I’ve wrestled with alligators, I’ve tussled with a whale. I done handcuffed lightning and thrown thunder in jail. You know I’m bad. Just last week, I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick. I’m so mean, I make medicine sick. Funny
If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe. Funny
Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you’ll have to ram them down people’s throats. Funny