Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you’ll have to ram them down people’s throats. Funny
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? Funny
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. Funny
The successful man is the one who finds out what is the matter with his business before his competitors do. Funny
