Author

Margaret Voss

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

Funny

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Funny

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

Funny

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses.

Funny

Due to budget cuts the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

Funny

Dear Karma, I have a list of people that you missed.

Funny

Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.

Funny

The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.

Funny

Friendship is the purest love. It is the highest form of love where nothing is asked for, no condition, where one simply enjoys giving.

Friendship

To give someone a piece of your heart, is worth more than all the wealth in the world.

Friendship

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