history of this quote “Relationships: easy to get into, hard to maintain. Why are they so hard to maintain? Cause it’s hard to keep up the lie. ‘Cause you can’t get nobody being you. You got to lie to get somebody. You can’t get nobody lookin’ like you look, actin’ like you act, soundin’ like you sound. That’s right, when you meet somebody for the first time, you’re not meeting them. You’re meeting their representative!” by Chris Rock Chris Rock
history of this quote “Everybody talking ’bout gun control, gotta get rid of the guns. Fuck that, I like guns. You got a gun, you don’t have to work out.” by Chris Rock Chris Rock
history of this quote “You know what men want? Food, sex, silence. That’s it. That’s it. Food, sex, silence. “Feed me, fuck me, shut the fuck up.”” by Chris Rock Chris Rock
history of this quote “Long as you live you ain’t never gonna see no black vice president. Not while the president’s white. They tell you to never say never? I’m saying never. You know why? Cause some black guy would just kill the president, that’s why! Shit, I’d do it!” by Chris Rock Chris Rock
history of this quote “A man gonna be a man. A man is basically as faithful as his options. That’s how faithful a man is, no more, no less.” by Chris Rock Chris Rock
history of this quote “You know what’s wild? Martin Luther King stood for nonviolence. Now what’s Martin Luther King? A street. And I don’t give a fuck where you at in America—if you on Martin Luther King Boulevard, there’s some violence goin’ down!” by Chris Rock Chris Rock
history of this quote “You could get rid of all the crack, all the herb, all the blow, you know what would happen? People would just think of new ways of getting high. That’s right, guys would go in their basement and become scientists, like “Yo check this out, check this out. You know, if you get a baby’s bottle, right, fill it up with a little gasoline and a dead lima bean and suck it, you’ll be fucked up!”” by Chris Rock Chris Rock
history of this quote “They don’t grade fathers but if your daughter’s a stripper, you fucked up!” by Chris Rock Chris Rock
history of this quote “Prenuptial agreement. Everybody needs a prenup! People think you gotta be rich to get a prenup, oh no! You got 20 million, your wife want 10, big deal, you ain’t starvin’. But if you make 30 thousand, and your wife want 15, you might have to kill her!” by Chris Rock Chris Rock
