history of this quote “Women always ready to settle down. Shit, a woman goes on four good dates, she’s like “Why are we bullshittin’? What are you waiting for?” Men—never ready to settle down. Men don’t settle down. We surrender.” by Chris Rock Chris Rock
history of this quote “I am scared of young white boys. If you white and under 21 I am running for the hills.” by Chris Rock Chris Rock
history of this quote “A bunch of girls like: “You don’t need no man to help you raise no child. You don’t need no man.” Shut the fuck up with the bullshit. Yeah, you could do it without a man but that don’t mean it’s to be done. Shit, you could drive a car with your feet if you want to. That don’t make it a good fuckin’ idea.” by Chris Rock Chris Rock
“There ain’t a white man in this room that would change places with me. None of ya! None of ya would change places with me…and I’m rich! That’s how good it is to be white.” Chris Rock
“Women need to hear compliments all the time. Women need food, water, and compliments. That’s right, that’s right, and an occasional pair of shoes.” Chris Rock
“Drug dealers don’t sell drugs. Drugs sell themselves. It’s crack. It’s not an encyclopedia. It’s not a fuckin’ vacuum cleaner. You don’t really gotta try to sell crack, ok? I never heard a crack dealer goin’ “ Chris Rock
“Everybody talking ’bout gun control, gotta get rid of the guns. Fuck that, I like guns. You got a gun, you don’t have to work out.” Chris Rock
