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There is no ‘i’ in team but there is in win.

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Apr 30, 2026 5 min read

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

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Apr 30, 2026 4 min read

A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.

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Apr 30, 2026 5 min read

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.

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Apr 30, 2026 5 min read

One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute.

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Apr 30, 2026 5 min read

Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.

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Apr 30, 2026 4 min read

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.

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Apr 30, 2026 5 min read

It is remarkable how many things you can explode. I’m lucky I have all my fingers.

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Apr 30, 2026 4 min read

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including you.

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Apr 30, 2026 5 min read

A computer is like air conditioning – it becomes useless when you open Windows.

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Apr 30, 2026 4 min read