And will you succeed? Yes indeed, yes indeed! Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed! Funny
When you’re born into this world, you’re given a ticket to the freak show. If you’re born in America you get a front row seat. Funny
One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute. Funny
Everyone should occasionally break the law in some small and delightful way. It’s good for the hygiene of the brain. Funny
Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try! Funny
