I’ve wrestled with alligators, I’ve tussled with a whale. I done handcuffed lightning and thrown thunder in jail. You know I’m bad. Just last week, I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick. I’m so mean, I make medicine sick. Funny
If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe. Funny
Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you’ll have to ram them down people’s throats. Funny
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? Funny
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. Funny
