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42 is a nice number that you can take home and introduce to your family.

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Apr 26, 2026 5 min read

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

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Apr 26, 2026 5 min read

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

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Apr 26, 2026 5 min read

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

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Apr 26, 2026 5 min read

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

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Apr 26, 2026 5 min read

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

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Apr 26, 2026 5 min read

I’d far rather be happy than right any day.

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Apr 26, 2026 5 min read

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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Apr 26, 2026 5 min read

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

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Apr 26, 2026 5 min read

Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.

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Apr 26, 2026 4 min read