I’ve wrestled with alligators, I’ve tussled with a whale. I done handcuffed lightning and thrown thunder in jail. You know I’m bad. Just last week, I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick. I’m so mean, I make medicine sick. Funny
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. Funny
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. Funny
