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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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Apr 28, 2026 4 min read

Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.

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Apr 28, 2026 5 min read

The successful man is the one who finds out what is the matter with his business before his competitors do.

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Apr 28, 2026 5 min read

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.

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Apr 28, 2026 5 min read

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

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Apr 28, 2026 4 min read

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

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Apr 28, 2026 4 min read

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

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Apr 28, 2026 5 min read

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

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Apr 28, 2026 5 min read

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

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Apr 28, 2026 4 min read

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses.

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Apr 28, 2026 5 min read