People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily. Funny
If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe. Funny
Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you’ll have to ram them down people’s throats. Funny
The successful man is the one who finds out what is the matter with his business before his competitors do. Funny
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? Funny
Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. Funny
