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Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.

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The best things in life are free. The second best are very expensive.

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The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.

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The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

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If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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I need a six month vacation twice a year.

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The real trouble with reality is that there is no background music.

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The road to success is always under construction.

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Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?

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