There’s nothing like deep breaths after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore stomach for the right reasons. Funny
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. Funny
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times. Funny