Nobody actually creates perfect code the first time around, except me. But there’s only one of me. Funny
Space is big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to space. Funny
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. Funny