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history of this quote “Prenuptial agreement. Everybody needs a prenup! People think you gotta be rich to get a prenup, oh no! You got 20 million, your wife want 10, big deal, you ain’t starvin’. But if you make 30 thousand, and your wife want 15, you might have to kill her!” by Chris Rock

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history of this quote “There ain’t a white man in this room that would change places with me. None of ya! None of ya would change places with me…and I’m rich! That’s how good it is to be white.” by Chris Rock

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history of this quote “I am scared of young white boys. If you white and under 21 I am running for the hills.” by Chris Rock

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history of this quote “Women always ready to settle down. Shit, a woman goes on four good dates, she’s like “Why are we bullshittin’? What are you waiting for?” Men—never ready to settle down. Men don’t settle down. We surrender.” by Chris Rock

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history of this quote “A man gonna be a man. A man is basically as faithful as his options. That’s how faithful a man is, no more, no less.” by Chris Rock

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history of this quote “We got some platonic friends. I got some, but they’re all by accident. Every platonic friend I got is some woman I was tryin’ to fuck, I made a wrong turn somewhere, and ended up in the friend zone.” by Chris Rock

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history of this quote “Drug dealers don’t sell drugs. Drugs sell themselves. It’s crack. It’s not an encyclopedia. It’s not a fuckin’ vacuum cleaner. You don’t really gotta try to sell crack, ok? I never heard a crack dealer goin’ “Man, how’m I gonna get rid of all this crack?!”” by Chris Rock

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history of this quote “You know what’s wild? Martin Luther King stood for nonviolence. Now what’s Martin Luther King? A street. And I don’t give a fuck where you at in America—if you on Martin Luther King Boulevard, there’s some violence goin’ down!” by Chris Rock

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history of this quote “A bunch of girls like: “You don’t need no man to help you raise no child. You don’t need no man.” Shut the fuck up with the bullshit. Yeah, you could do it without a man but that don’t mean it’s to be done. Shit, you could drive a car with your feet if you want to. That don’t make it a good fuckin’ idea.” by Chris Rock

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history of this quote “You could get rid of all the crack, all the herb, all the blow, you know what would happen? People would just think of new ways of getting high. That’s right, guys would go in their basement and become scientists, like “Yo check this out, check this out. You know, if you get a baby’s bottle, right, fill it up with a little gasoline and a dead lima bean and suck it, you’ll be fucked up!”” by Chris Rock

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