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history of this quote “Everybody talking ’bout gun control, gotta get rid of the guns. Fuck that, I like guns. You got a gun, you don’t have to work out.” by Chris Rock
Chris Rock
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about
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controls
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everybody
history of this quote “They don’t grade fathers but if your daughter’s a stripper, you fucked up!” by Chris Rock
Chris Rock
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daughter
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fathers
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grade
history of this quote “Women need to hear compliments all the time. Women need food, water, and compliments. That’s right, that’s right, and an occasional pair of shoes.” by Chris Rock
Chris Rock
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compliments
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hears
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history
history of this quote “You know what men want? Food, sex, silence. That’s it. That’s it. Food, sex, silence. “Feed me, fuck me, shut the fuck up.”” by Chris Rock
Chris Rock
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food
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history
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knowing
history of this quote “Long as you live you ain’t never gonna see no black vice president. Not while the president’s white. They tell you to never say never? I’m saying never. You know why? Cause some black guy would just kill the president, that’s why! Shit, I’d do it!” by Chris Rock
Chris Rock
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advice
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alive
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belonged
“What the fuck do women want? I know what you want: everything.”
Louis C.K.
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fuck
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history
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knowing
“Prenuptial agreement. Everybody needs a prenup! People think you gotta be rich to get a prenup, oh no! You got 20 million, your wife want 10, big deal, you ain’t starvin’. But if you make 30 thousand, and your wife want 15, you might have to kill her!”
Chris Rock
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agreement
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everybody
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history
“Relationships: easy to get into, hard to maintain. Why are they so hard to maintain? Cause it’s hard to keep up the lie. ‘Cause you can’t get nobody being you. You got to lie to get somebody. You can’t get nobody lookin’ like you look, actin’ like you act, soundin’ like you sound. That’s right, when you meet somebody for the first time, you’re not meeting them. You’re meeting their representative!”
Chris Rock
Topics:
burchard
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easy
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hinton
“You could be the baddest mama on earth. I don’t give a fuck how good you are. Ain’t nothing you can say more powerful than, “
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baddest
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earth
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forgive
“Women always ready to settle down. Shit, a woman goes on four good dates, she’s like “
Chris Rock
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already
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always
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down
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