Quotes by Chris Rock

history of this quote “A bunch of girls like: “You don’t need no man to help you raise no child. You don’t need no man.” Shut the fuck up with the bullshit. Yeah, you could do it without a man but that don’t mean it’s to be done. Shit, you could drive a car with your feet if you want to. That don’t make it a good fuckin’ idea.” by Chris Rock

Topics: bunch, dislike, girls

history of this quote “You could get rid of all the crack, all the herb, all the blow, you know what would happen? People would just think of new ways of getting high. That’s right, guys would go in their basement and become scientists, like “Yo check this out, check this out. You know, if you get a baby’s bottle, right, fill it up with a little gasoline and a dead lima bean and suck it, you’ll be fucked up!”” by Chris Rock

Topics: blows, crack, happen

history of this quote “Everybody talking ’bout gun control, gotta get rid of the guns. Fuck that, I like guns. You got a gun, you don’t have to work out.” by Chris Rock

Topics: about, controls, everybody

history of this quote “They don’t grade fathers but if your daughter’s a stripper, you fucked up!” by Chris Rock

Topics: daughter, fathers, grade

history of this quote “Women need to hear compliments all the time. Women need food, water, and compliments. That’s right, that’s right, and an occasional pair of shoes.” by Chris Rock

Topics: compliments, hears, history

history of this quote “You know what men want? Food, sex, silence. That’s it. That’s it. Food, sex, silence. “Feed me, fuck me, shut the fuck up.”” by Chris Rock

Topics: food, history, knowing

history of this quote “Long as you live you ain’t never gonna see no black vice president. Not while the president’s white. They tell you to never say never? I’m saying never. You know why? Cause some black guy would just kill the president, that’s why! Shit, I’d do it!” by Chris Rock

Topics: advice, alive, belonged

“Prenuptial agreement. Everybody needs a prenup! People think you gotta be rich to get a prenup, oh no! You got 20 million, your wife want 10, big deal, you ain’t starvin’. But if you make 30 thousand, and your wife want 15, you might have to kill her!”

Topics: agreement, everybody, history

“Relationships: easy to get into, hard to maintain. Why are they so hard to maintain? Cause it’s hard to keep up the lie. ‘Cause you can’t get nobody being you. You got to lie to get somebody. You can’t get nobody lookin’ like you look, actin’ like you act, soundin’ like you sound. That’s right, when you meet somebody for the first time, you’re not meeting them. You’re meeting their representative!”

Topics: burchard, easy, hinton

“There ain’t a white man in this room that would change places with me. None of ya! None of ya would change places with me…and I’m rich! That’s how good it is to be white.”

Topics: change, droom, history

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