Quotes by Chris Rock

“You know what’s fucked up about taxes? You don’t even pay taxes. They take tax. You get your check, money gone. That ain’t a payment, that’s a jack.”

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“A man gonna be a man. A man is basically as faithful as his options. That’s how faithful a man is, no more, no less.”

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“Drug dealers don’t sell drugs. Drugs sell themselves. It’s crack. It’s not an encyclopedia. It’s not a fuckin’ vacuum cleaner. You don’t really gotta try to sell crack, ok? I never heard a crack dealer goin’ “

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“We got some platonic friends. I got some, but they’re all by accident. Every platonic friend I got is some woman I was tryin’ to fuck, I made a wrong turn somewhere, and ended up in the friend zone.”

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“Everybody talking ’bout gun control, gotta get rid of the guns. Fuck that, I like guns. You got a gun, you don’t have to work out.”

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“You know what’s wild? Martin Luther King stood for nonviolence. Now what’s Martin Luther King? A street. And I don’t give a fuck where you at in America—if you on Martin Luther King Boulevard, there’s some violence goin’ down!”

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“They don’t grade fathers but if your daughter’s a stripper, you fucked up!”

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“Women need to hear compliments all the time. Women need food, water, and compliments. That’s right, that’s right, and an occasional pair of shoes.”

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