Quotes by Chris Rock

“Long as you live you ain’t never gonna see no black vice president. Not while the president’s white. They tell you to never say never? I’m saying never. You know why? Cause some black guy would just kill the president, that’s why! Shit, I’d do it!”

Topics: advice, alive, belonged

“You know what’s wild? Martin Luther King stood for nonviolence. Now what’s Martin Luther King? A street. And I don’t give a fuck where you at in America—if you on Martin Luther King Boulevard, there’s some violence goin’ down!”

Topics: bewildered, breaking, history

“They don’t grade fathers but if your daughter’s a stripper, you fucked up!”

Topics: daughter, fathers, grade

“Women need to hear compliments all the time. Women need food, water, and compliments. That’s right, that’s right, and an occasional pair of shoes.”

Topics: compliments, hears, history

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